I'm Sims. Some clusterfuck of a person still trying to identify myself. Perfect title here for now would be utterly confused and in over my head.
Here there be wrasslin, and team mattress 2 and like
you know interesting things...
When I said I draw, I meant a lot. This is me casually pimping on my
Junk I drew
tag.
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Creepy dude got kicked in the knee. Telling me my tits are ‘very suckable’ isn’t gonna get you far. Not mad, just creeped because gosh it’s me what a hot mess and shit I dont need some ass telling me I got rocking tits I KNOW THAT
My crowning moment of awesome was when he asked me what (website) I was on and said “i dont do drugs”
im gonna be a bluballer when I grow up aint i
(originally zhatdoktor / via chronic-melancholic)
When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment
I’m just like,
(originally whatshouldwecallme / via the-butt-lagoon)
And for the record
I never want to draw a blutsauger again sobs
but you know i probably might
weapons are ironically fun and difficult as shit to draw
i enjoy a challenge but
i’m still wondering
HOW DOES IT EVEN WORK
SIGHS
cue to go: gettin my tits oogled
yarp
see ya later
JESS- here’s a bird sitting on a bunny, and I advise you not to scroll any further down my blog just today.
(originally dingoegret / via fluttersly)
what not to do when someone asks you to use certain pronouns
- ask them why
- ask them whats between their legs
- tell them theyre wrong
- hammer them with personal questions
what to do when someone asks you to use certain pronouns:
- call them by those pronouns
- have a snack if you want w/e youre pretty much done here
(originally baby-dodongo / via fuckyeahlokispenis)
(originally pinkflyingelephants / via zenis)
meh i don’t get the hype about steampunk
but that’s me
some of it looks nice i won’t lie
still not a big fan
ashamed of what
you fancy a bloke with charm personality and dashing good looks
hair flip
(originally ask-bludemo / via ask-bludemo)
i dont care who you are i will read your read more
(originally hommos / via thescythian)
(originally lovelylops / via soul-ofspace)
if you live in the US and have ever sent a message telling the recipient to kill themselves, you’ve committed the felony of encouraging suicide and, depending on the state’s laws (meaning, what class of felony it is), you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement
and if they actually do it, you are legally responsible and, in some states, you can also be charged with manslaughter
do people not realize this or
(originally bluekindofmusic / via michaelweikass)
